All Mark Twain Quotes
- The old Irish when immersing a babe at baptism left out the right arm so that it would remain pagan for good fighting Arm
- Wine is a clog to the pen, not an inspiration. Clog
- If the desire to kill and the opportunity to kill came always together, who would escape hanging? Always Together
- But that's always the way; it don't make no difference whether you do right or wrong, a person's conscience ain't got no sense, and just… All
- Comedy keeps the heart sweet. Comedy
- It takes me a long time to lose my temper, but once lost I could not find it with a dog. Dog
- My father was a Saint Bernard, my mother was a Collie, but I am a Presbyterian. Bernard
- There are no wild animals until man makes them so. Animal
- We were surprised how closely the cuckoo imitated the clock-and yet, of course, it could never have heard a clock. Bird
- Epitaphs are cheap, and they do a poor chap a world of good after he is dead, especially if he had hard luck while he… Alive
- I am persuaded that the world has been tricked into adopting some false and most pernicious notions about consistency - and to such a degree… Adopting
- Customs do not concern themselves with right or wrong or reason. But they have to be obeyed; one reasons all around them until he is… All
- Nothing seems to please a fly so much as to be taken for a currant; and if it can be baked in a cake and… Baked
- It is a gratification to me to know that I am ignorant of art... Because people who understand art find nothing in pictures but blemishes... Art
- If Christians should vote their duty to God at the polls, they would carry every election, and do it with ease. They would elect every… Afterward
- If the Christians of America could be persuaded to vote God and a clean ticket, it would bring about a moral revolution that would be… America
- Truth is such a precious article - let us all economize in its use. All
- If you should rear a duck in the heart of the Sahara, no doubt it would swim if you brought it to the Nile. Brought
- There are too many stars in some places and not enough in others. Many
- A man's first duty is to his own conscience and honor; the party and country come second to that, and never first. Come Second