All Mark Twain Quotes
- Man is the Reasoning Animal. Such is the claim. I think it is open to dispute. Indeed, my experiments have proven to me that he… Able
- Never miss an opportunity to shut up. Communication
- If one is honest there is no need to remember. Honest
- The longing of my heart is a fairy portrait of myself: I want to be pretty; I want to eliminate facts and fill up the… Charm
- The darling mispronunciations of childhood! - dear me, there's no music that can touch it; and how one grieves when it wastes away and dissolves… Bereaved
- He had only one vanity; he thought he could give advice better than any other person. Advice
- Architects cannot teach nature anything. Architect
- He had the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces. Aces
- A thing long expected takes the form of the unexpected when at last it comes. Expected
- Life is short. Forgive quickly, kiss slowly and love truly. Forgive
- When the end of the world comes, I want to be in Kentucky, because everything there happens 20 years after it happens anywhere else. Anywhere
- If I had more time, I would have written less. Funny
- I knew a man who grabbed a cat by the tail and learned forty percent more about cats than the man who didn't. Cat
- I like a thin book because it will Steady a Table, a leather volume because it will Strop a Razor, and a heavy book because… Book
- Sometimes my feelings are so hot that I have to take the pen and put them out on paper to keep them from setting me… Afire
- Authorship is not a trade, it is an inspiration; authorship does not keep an office, its habitation is all out under the sky, and everywhere… All
- You thunder and lightning too much; the reader ceases to get under the bed, by and by. Bed
- Simplified spelling is all right, but, like chastity, you can carry it too far. All
- When everyone is looking for gold, it's a good time to be in the pick and shovel business. Business
- Explore. Dream. Discover. Discover
- If you want to change the future, you must change what you're doing in the present. Change
- I was born with Halley's Comet and I expect to die upon its return Astrology
- There is nothing to be learned from the second kick of a mule. From
- The most outrageous lies that can be invented will find believers if a person only tells them with all his might. All
- Teaching is like trying to hold 35 corks underwater at once. Corks