All Mark Twain Quotes
- We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. Discreet
- He had an uncommon fondness for cats. As an old man summering in New Hampshire, Twain even rented kittens from a nearby farm to keep… Always Something
- Man can seldom - very, very, seldom - fight a winning fight against his training; the odds are too heavy. Education
- My father was an amazing man. The older I got, the smarter he got. Amazing
- Let your joy be unconfined! Funny
- Some people bring joy wherever they go, and some people bring joy whenever they go. Bring
- Love is an irreresisistible desire to be irresistibily desired. Desire
- Every improvement that is put upon the real estate is the result of an idea in somebody's head. The skyscraper is another idea; the railroad… All
- It used to be a good hotel, but that proves nothing - I used to be a good boy. Boy
- All saints can do miracles, but few of them can keep a hotel. All
- There was never a century nor a country that was short of experts who knew the Deity's mind and were willing to reveal it. Century
- Never do wrong when people are looking. Funny
- Frankness is a jewel; only the young can afford it. Afford
- Of all the animals, man is the only one that lies. All
- There are people who think that honesty is always the best policy. This is a superstition. There are times when the appearance of it is… Appearance
- Yes, even I am dishonest. Not in many ways, but in some. Forty-one, I think it is. Dishonest
- All my life I have been honest-comparatively honest. I could never use money I had not made honestly-I could only lend it. All
- I would much prefer to suffer from the clean incision of an honest lancet than from a sweetened poison. Clean
- Every man is wholly honest to himself and to God, but not to any one else. Any
- No man is straitly honest to any but himself and God. Any