All Mark Twain Quotes
- When you ascend the hill of prosperity, may you not meet a friend. Ascend
- Optimist: Person who travels on nothing from nowhere to happiness. Amazing Life
- In forgiving, people are not being asked to forget. On the contrary, it is important to remember, so that we should not let such atrocities… Asked
- It will take mind and memory months and possibly years to gather together the details, and thus learn and know the whole extent of the… Details
- That is a simple rule, and easy to remember. When I, a thoughtful and unblessed Presbyterian, examine the Koran, I know that beyond any question… All
- If we should deal out justice only, in this world, who would escape? No, it is better to be generous, and in the end more… Better
- Nothing incites to money-crimes like great poverty or great wealth. Crime
- The proverb says, "Born lucky, always lucky," and I am very superstitious. As a small boy I was notoriously lucky. It was usual for one… Always Lucky
- It is strange the way the ignorant and inexperienced so often and so undeservedly succeed when the informed and the experienced fail. Experienced
- Such is luck! And such the treatment which honest, good perservance gets so often at the hands of unfair and malicious Nature! Good
- They do say that when a man starts down hill everybody is ready to help him with a kick, and I suppose it is so. Down
- A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to you than the ninety-and -nine which you had to work for, and money won… Dollar
- All people have had ill luck, but Jairus's daughter and Lazarus had the worst. All
- Indeed, none but the Deity can tell what is good luck and what is bad before the returns are all in. All
- It is best to read the weather forecast before praying for rain. Best
- The vast majority of the race whether savage or civilized, are secretly kind at heart and shrink from inflicting pain, but in the presence of… Aggressive
- There is not a single human characteristic that can be safely labeled as American. American
- A friend is someone who stays in when the rest of the world has gone out. Flower
- We write frankly and freely, but then we modify before we print. Censorship
- Chastity - you can carry it too far. Carry