All Mark Twain Quotes
- Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar. Activities
- If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go. Cannot Smoke
- All right, then, I'll go to hell. All
- When one reads Bibles, one is less surprised at what the Deity knows than at what He doesn't know. Atheism
- To trust the God of the Bible is to trust an irascible, vindictive, fierce and ever fickle and changeful master. Atheism
- In God We Trust. It is the choicest compliment that has ever been paid us, and the most gratifying to our feelings. It is simple,… Always Sounds
- Nothing agrees with me. If I drink coffee, it gives me dyspepsia; if I drink wine, it gives me the gout; if I go to… Agree
- Ignorance is not not knowin' - Ignorance is knowin' what ain't so. Atheism
- Strange a God who mouths Golden Rules and forgiveness, then invented hell; who mouths morals to other people and has none Himself; who frowns upon… Abused
- Stripping away the irrational, the illogical, and the impossible, I am left with atheism. I can live with that. Atheism
- If you have nothing to say, say nothing. Communication
- One learns peoples through the heart, not the eyes or the intellect. Communication
- The universal brotherhood of man is our most precious possession. Brotherhood
- But who prays for Satan? Who in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most, our… All
- Many people have the reasoning facility, but no one uses it in religious matters. Atheism
- There is no other life; life itself is only a vision and a dream for nothing exists but space and you. If there was an… All
- A reputable lawyer will advise you to keep out of the law, make the best of a foolish bargain, and not get caught again. Advise
- A man accustomed to American food and American domestic cookery would not starve to death suddenly in Europe, but I think he would gradually waste… Accustomed
- Foreigners cannot enjoy our food, I suppose, any more than we can enjoy theirs. It is not strange; for tastes are made, not born. I… All
- Evolution is a blind giant who rolls a snowball down a hill. The ball is made of flakes-circumstances. They contribute to the mass without knowing… Adhere