There's one good thing about tight shoes; they make you forget your other troubles. — Josh Billings Forget Copy Share Image
I have never known a person to live to be one hundred and be remarkable for anything else. — Josh Billings Hundred Copy Share Image
It is easy to assume a habit; but when you try to cast it off, it will take skin and all. — Josh Billings Addiction Copy Share Image
It is a very delicate job to forgive a man, without lowering him in his own estimation, and yours too. — Josh Billings Delicate Copy Share Image
It AIN'T so much the things we don't know that get us into trouble. It's the things we know that just ain't… — Josh Billings Inspirational Copy Share Image
There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins. — Josh Billings Life Copy Share Image
The nearest we can come to) perfect happiness is to cheat ourselves with the belief that we have got it. — Josh Billings Belief Copy Share Image
Live within your income, even if you have to borrow money to do so. — Josh Billings Borrowing Copy Share Image
I called my cat William because no shorter name fits the dignity of his character. Poor old man, he has fits now,… — Josh Billings Cat Copy Share Image
Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first. — Josh Billings Beautiful morning Copy Share Image
Rumor is a vagrant without a home, and lives upon what it can pick up. — Josh Billings Home Copy Share Image
The morning paper is just as necessary for an American as dew is to the grass. — Josh Billings Dew Copy Share Image
I've never known an auctioneer to lie unless it was absolutely necessary. — Josh Billings Funny business Copy Share Image
Our continual desire for praise ought to convince us of our mortality, if nothing else will. — Josh Billings Convince Copy Share Image
You should always live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so. — Josh Billings Borrowed money Copy Share Image
Nature makes all the noblemen; wealth, education, or pedigree never made one yet. — Josh Billings Education Copy Share Image
People travel to learn; most of them before they start should learn to travel. — Josh Billings People Copy Share Image
