Ignorance ain't not knowin' stuff; ignorance is knowin' stuff that AIN'T TRUE. — Josh Billings Ignorance Copy Share Image
There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together. — Josh Billings Funny Copy Share Image
As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them. — Josh Billings Family Copy Share Image
Most people when they come to you for advice, come to have their own opinions strengthened, not corrected. — Josh Billings Advice Copy Share Image
Consider the postage stamp, my son. It secures success through its ability to stick to one thing till it gets there. — Josh Billings Advice Copy Share Image
Pride seems tew be quite equally distributed; the man who owns the carriage and the man who drives it seem tew have… — Josh Billings Carriages Copy Share Image
What is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul I suppose this depends somewhat… — Josh Billings Cases Copy Share Image
Love is said to be blind, but I know some fellows in love who can see twice as much in their sweethearts… — Josh Billings Blind Copy Share Image
There is a significant Latin proverb; to wit: Who will guard the guards? — Josh Billings Caution Copy Share Image
It's not the things you don't know that fool you. It's the things you do know that ain't so. — Josh Billings Life meaning Copy Share Image
There is nothing so easy to learn as experience and nothing so hard to apply. — Josh Billings Easy Copy Share Image
The quickest way to take the starch out of someone who is always blaming himself is to agree with him. — Josh Billings Agree Copy Share Image
Advice is like kissing: it costs nothing and is a pleasant thing to do. — Josh Billings Advice Copy Share Image
There is no passion of the human heart that promises so much and pays so little as revenge. — Josh Billings Heart Copy Share Image
He whom prosperity humbles, and adversity strengthens, is the true hero. — Josh Billings Adversity Copy Share Image
The trouble with people is not that they don't know but that they know so much that ain't so. — Josh Billings Know Copy Share Image
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. — Josh Billings Animals Copy Share Image
It is a statistical fact that the wicked work harder to reach hell than the righteous do to enter heaven — Josh Billings Clever Copy Share Image
