Jen Kirkman

I just feel like estrogen is bad hormones, and seen as shameful.

— Jen Kirkman

I don't like news channels so I have six websites that I check and I get the daily update.

— Jen Kirkman

“Stretch pants and beach cover-ups are enablers. They’ll never tell you the truth like a pair of jeans that won’t go up…

— Jen Kirkman

It's like, "Women can't handle things because they're always sad. That's estrogen." Men brag about testosterone, which makes them completely out of…

— Jen Kirkman

“My mom’s philosophy was: “God is busy. He doesn’t need to hear that you’re thankful for every shit and fart.” I always…

— Jen Kirkman

It's much easier to make jokes about not having kids.

— Jen Kirkman

Sometimes I look [ on trolls on Twitter], but even one ignorant comment can make me go, "Oh god."

— Jen Kirkman

In terms of what happened to Amy [Schumer], if that happened to me I would be like, "Yes, please leave." But I…

— Jen Kirkman

I stay on [Twitter] as Jen Kirkman, a person. It's just a way for me to connect with what I know and…

— Jen Kirkman

At first, there was a separation of clubs and sketch comedy. Now there's all kinds of comedy, making us one big happy…

— Jen Kirkman

“One night Eli couldn’t sleep. He was talking as if he’d been reading a Nietzsche pop-up book. Right before I was about…

— Jen Kirkman

My joke is a picture of David Bowie on his balcony in the '70s in a suit in Paris, and unless that's…

— Jen Kirkman

If I could make crazy money just doing stand-up, that's what I would do.

— Jen Kirkman

I think I say things nicely and my whole goal is to be understood and that includes by people who don't understand…

— Jen Kirkman

If I write a joke, sometimes people will call it a 'lie,' and I'm fascinated with that.

— Jen Kirkman

I'm tired of explaining to Hollywood that people would laugh at me, because I go around America making them laugh every week.…

— Jen Kirkman

I'm just going to go to schools and give inspirational speeches about our bodies. I'll just wear flowing dresses and talk way…

— Jen Kirkman

I realized that even I have weird intimacy issues with humans - like, I need my friendships to get deeper, I need…

— Jen Kirkman

Parents talk a lot about how much strength and dedication it takes to raise a child. I think it also takes a…

— Jen Kirkman

“Sadly, I can’t say that I’ve grown out of my urges to do things because I think that technically, if I were…

— Jen Kirkman

Improv requires one thing I lack that I think most mothers need - the basic instinct to put someone else first.

— Jen Kirkman

What I found out about myself was I am not someone who doesn't believe in marriage.

— Jen Kirkman

People think anything done from a woman's perspective is only going to appeal to women.

— Jen Kirkman

I have some pretty wonderful friendships, so that's been really good for me. In the past year, I've really worked on that.…

— Jen Kirkman

[People] might turn into [Donald] Trump supporters who think, "Hey, I get what women are saying." So any chance I get to…

— Jen Kirkman