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[Wikidata] reputed author of the Iliad and the Odyssey... | [Wikipedia] Homer was an ancient Greek poet who is widely credited as the author of the Iliad and the Odyssey, two epic poems that are foundational works of ancient Greek literature. Although his life and authorship remain obscure, Homer was highly revered in ancient Greek society and is considered one of the m

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• Earth sounds my wisdom, and high heaven my fame. Earth
• Discourse, the sweeter banquet of the mind. Banquet
• The melancholy joys of evils pass'd, For he who much has suffer'd, much will know. Evil
• If they think I'm going to stop at that stop sign, they're mistaken! Inspirational
• A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center. Ball
• I want to be alone with my thought. Alone
• I don't want to look like a weirdo. I'll just go with the muumuu. Go
• All my life I've been an obese man trapped inside a fat man's body. All
• Union Rule 26: Every employee must win 'Worker of the Week' at least once, regardless of gross incompetence, obesity or rank odor. Employee
• Porkchops and bacon, my two favorite animals. Animal
• When you're in my house you shall do as I do and believe who I believe in. So Bart butter your bacon. Bacon
• Mmmm. Move over, eggs. Bacon just got a new best friend - fudge. Bacon
• Because they're stupid, that's why. That's why everybody does everything. Doe
• I'll teach you to laugh at something that's funny! Funny
• We have a great life here in Alaska, and we're never going back to America again! Alaska
• A gun is not a weapon! It's a tool, like a butcher's knife, or a harpoon, or an alligator. Alligator
• In a world gone mad, only a lunatic is truly insane. Gone
• I think the saddest day of my life was when I realized I could beat my Dad at most things, and Bart experienced that at… Age
• If God didn't want us to eat cows, why are they made out of meat? Cows
• I'm a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. Dees
• It's about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing there like jerks! Good
• And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker. Funny
• You don't win friends with salad. Friends
• You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don't work out in real life, uh, Christianity. All
• Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But, it… All

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