All Homer Quotes
- I can't even say the word 'titmouse' without giggling like a schoolgirl. Even Say
- But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman! Another Woman
- Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow Dead
- I've gone back in time to when dinosaurs weren't just confined to zoos. Confined
- Pine needle sorbet? Pine needle sorbet?! My kids do NOT eat sorbet. They eat sherbet, and they pronounce it sherbert, and they wish it was… Cream
- I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now. Believe
- Simpson, Homer Simpson/ He's the greatest guy in history/ From the/ Town of Springfield/ He's about to hit a chestnut tree. Chestnut
- The skin of the coward changes color all the time, he can't get a grip on himself, he can't sit still, he squats and rocks,… All
- The proof of battle is action, proof of words, debate. No time for speeches now, it's time to fight. Action
- One omen is best, to fight in defense of one's country. Best
- All strangers and beggars are from Zeus, and a gift, though small, is precious. All
- And they die an equal death — the idler and the man of mighty deeds. Death
- A hunter of shadows, himself a shade. Hmmm
- Unextinguished laughter shakes the skies. Absurd
- It is the bold man who every time does best, at home or abroad. Abroad
- It is not strength, but art, obtains the prize, And to be swift is less than to be wise. Art
- The man does better who runs from disaster than he who is caught by it. Better
- The hearts of the great can be changed. Changed
- If any man obeys the gods, they listen to him also. Any
- Whoever obeys the gods, to him they particularly listen. Funny
- Like leaves on trees the race of man is found,- Now green in youth, now withering on the ground; Another race the following spring supplies:… Another Race
- Nothing in the world is so incontinent as a man's accursed appetite. Accursed
- After the event, even a fool is wise. Event
- I, for one, know of no sweeter sight for a man's eyes than his own country. Country
- It is equally offensive to speed a guest who would like to stay and to detain one who is anxious to leave. Anxious