All Homer Quotes
- Books are useless! I only ever read one book, To Kill a Mockingbird, and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it… Absolutely
- No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you. Better
- Guns aren't toys! They're for family protection, hunting dangerous or delicious animals, and keeping the King of England out of your face! Animal
- Women are easy, state capitals are hard. Capitals
- Just once I'd like someone to call me 'Sir' without adding 'You're making a scene.' Adding
- I discovered a meal between breakfast and brunch. Breakfast
- I've finally tapped into that spirit of self-destruction that makes rock-n-roll the king of music! Destruction
- The other day, I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers. Ate
- I guess some people never change... Or, they quickly change and then quickly change back. Change
- If at first you don't succeed, give up. Firsts
- I'm not gay, but I'll learn... Funny
- Trying is the first step toward failure. Facebook
- It is not right to glory in the slain Funny
- Singing is the lowest form of communication. Communication
- There is a strength in the even of very sorry men Inspirational
- Life and death are balanced on the edge of a razor. Balanced
- Bear patiently, my heart, for you have suffered heavier things. Bear
- I'm satisfied. It's straight,...but it's just so hot, and I'm just so fraustrated. Frustration
- A generous heart repairs a slanderous tongue. Generous
- Not vain the weakest, if their force unite. Force
- It's disgraceful how these humans blame the gods. They say their tribulations come from us, when they themselves, through their own foolishness, bring hardships which… Blame
- She spoke and loosened from her bosom the embroidered girdle of many colors into which all her allurements were fashioned. In it was love and… All
- Friend, many and many a dream is mere confusion a cobweb of no consequence at all. Two gates for ghostly dreams there are: One gateway… All
- A councilor ought not to sleep the whole night through, a man to whom the populace is entrusted, and who has many responsibilities. Councilor
- Zeus does not bring all men's plans to fulfillment. All