"Women are easy, state capitals are hard." — Homer

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• The tragedy of modern war is that the young men die fighting each other - instead of their real enemies… — Edward Abbey
• You have an impeccable argument if you said that Singapore, Hong Kong, and Tokyo are food capitals. They have a… — Anthony Bourdain
• One of my goals upon becoming Secretary of State was to take diplomacy out of capitals, out of government offices,… — Hillary Clinton
• From Stettin in the Baltic to Trieste in the Atlantic, an iron curtain has descended across the Continent. Behind the… — Winston Churchill
• There rise her timeless capitals of empires daily born, whose plinths are laid at midnight and whose streets are packed… — Rudyard Kipling
• In my mind, there is no question that they're out there. My Career is well established. My texts books are… — Michio Kaku
• We have conferred a mystic popularity upon officials whose only virtue is their timidity; while our scorn of rebels and… — Will Durant
• We possess several hundred atomic warheads and rockets and can launch them at targets in all directions, perhaps even at… — Martin Van Creveld
• The team takes on the identity of its top payers… I don't want to take anything away from the Capitals… — Barry Trotz
• I am formally accountable to the steering board of the PIC, and I meet with nine ambassadors from the PIC… — Paddy Ashdown
• I wouldn't join the International Criminal Court. This is a body based in The Hague where unaccountable judges, prosecutors, could… — George W. Bush
• We are trying to change the tones in the state capitals - and turn them toward bitter nastiness and partisanship. — Grover Norquist

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