All Homer Quotes
- We all scribble poetry. All
- Pray, for all men need the aid of the gods. Aid
- Noble and manly music invigorates the spirit, strengthens the wavering man, and incites him to great and worthy deeds. Deeds
- A glorious death is his, who for his country falls. Country
- A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! Beer
- It is not good to have a rule of many. Funny
- And would'st thou evil for his good repay? Evil
- From his tongue flowed speech sweeter than honey. Flowed
- If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way. American
- I war not with the dead. Dead
- I am a part of all that I have met. Yet, experience is an arch wherethro gleams that untravl'd world whose margin fades forever and… All
- I would rather be tied to the soil as a serf ... than be king of all these dead and destroyed. All
- She sent him a warm and gentle wind, and Lord Odysseus was happy as he set his sails to catch the breeze. He sat beside… Beside
- The sun rose on the flawless brimming sea into a sky all brazen-all one brightening for gods immortal and for mortal men on plowlands kind… All
- And his good wife will tear her cheeks in grief, his sons are orphans and he, soaking the soil red with his own blood, he… Bird
- O Friends, be men, and let your hearts be strong And let no warrior in the heat of fight, Do what may bring him shame… Bring
- Trying is the first step to failure Failure
- Being popular is the most important thing in the world! Important
- No TV and no beer makes Homer something something. Beer
- The information superhighway showed the average person what some nerd thinks about Star Trek. Average