"If God didn't want us to eat cows,……" — Homer
"If God didn't want us to eat cows, why are they made out of meat?"
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410 Quotes by Homer
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Oh, my tattered rags are caught on your coffee table.
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Young people are thoughtless as a rule.
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How prone to doubt, how cautious are the wise!
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Better to flee from death than feel its grip.
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Better to live or die, once and for all, than die by inches.
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By Jove the stranger and the poor are sent, and what to those we give, to Jove is lent.
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It never was our guise to slight the poor, or aught humane despise.
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Who love too much, hate in the like extreme.
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For love deceives the best of woman kind.
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The fates have given mankind a patient soul.
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Light is the task where many share the toil.
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Men grow tired of sleep, love, singing and dancing sooner than of war.
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Scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows.
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I do believe sometimes discipline is very important. I'm not just lying around like a lazy cow all the time.
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My dad was the manager at the 45,000-acre ranch, but he owned his own 1,200-acre ranch, and I owned four…
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It is unthinkable to have a British countryside that doesn't have actual functioning farmers riding tractors, cows in fields, things…
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The mere brute pleasure of reading - the sort of pleasure a cow must have in grazing.
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Some people regard private enterprise as a predatory tiger to be shot. Others look on it as a cow they…
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You can only milk a cow so long, then you're left holding the pail.
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"You got beef, bring your cow, I will cattle you"
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To put the flesh of an animal into one's belly makes one an accessory after the fact of its slaughter,…
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Kiss till the cow comes home.
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The best way to control cow and sheep is to give them a big grazing field.
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