All Eric Cartman Quotes
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I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the…
Ass
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You so much as TOUCH kittys ass, and Ill put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.
All
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How would you like to suck my balls?
Balls
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Its a mans obligation to stick his boneration in a womens separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.
Generation
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Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley.
All
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Yeah, and the sweet thing is, the stupid asshole didnt even charge me money for it. He just made me close my eyes and suck…
Asshole
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Ive learned something, too: selling out is sweet because when you sell out, you get to make a lot of money, and when you have…
Asses
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When you are tying to have intercourse with a special lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.
Balls
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MomKitty is being a dildo.
Dildo
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Why is it that everything today has to do with things either going in or coming out of my ass?
Ass
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Handle it? For two billion dollars I could handle my Grandpas balls dude.
Balls
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Butters will give hand jobs in the corner for a dollar. Butters: Sure! Im good at all kinds of jobs.
All
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Respect My Authority!
Authority
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The poor kid passes it to the Jew, the Jew shoots. He misses! Proving once and for all that Jews cannot play hockey!
All
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A bunch of fat old skanks on their periods
Bunch
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No, they dont, you jealous weakling. Passing Man: God damn, thats a big fat ass.
Ass
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If some girl tried to kick my ass, Id be like, Hey. Why dont you stop dressing me like a mailman uh, and making me…
Ass
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Im just saying youre just a little wuss, thats all.
All
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Well, Ive been lickin this carpet for 3 whole hours and I dont feel like a lesbian.
Been
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Well, I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000.
Christmas
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You have rats in your house, too, Kenny? Seriously, you better stop being so poor or else Im gonna start huckin rocks at you.
Better
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Token, how many times do we have to go over this? Youre black. You can play the bass.
Bass
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Speaking of pounding ass, here comes Stans little homo dog.
Ass
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I hate hippies! I mean, the way they always talk about protectin the earth and then drive around in cars that get poor gas mileage…
Always Talk
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Alright. Look. I didnt want to have to say this, but I think maybe were not seeing heaven because one of us doesnt believe in…
Alright
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