Kick My Ass Quotes by Eric Cartman

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• I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass…
• You so much as TOUCH kittys ass, and Ill put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your…
• How would you like to suck my balls?
• Its a mans obligation to stick his boneration in a womens separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the…
• Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an…
• Yeah, and the sweet thing is, the stupid asshole didnt even charge me money for it. He just made me close my…
• Ive learned something, too: selling out is sweet because when you sell out, you get to make a lot of money, and…
• When you are tying to have intercourse with a special lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls…
• MomKitty is being a dildo.
• Why is it that everything today has to do with things either going in or coming out of my ass?
• Handle it? For two billion dollars I could handle my Grandpas balls dude.
• Butters will give hand jobs in the corner for a dollar. Butters: Sure! Im good at all kinds of jobs.

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