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Some Quotes by Eric Cartman
- I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the…
- When you are tying to have intercourse with a special lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.
- If some girl tried to kick my ass, Id be like, Hey. Why dont you stop dressing me like a mailman uh, and making me…
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