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Balls Quotes by Eric Cartman
- You so much as TOUCH kittys ass, and Ill put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.
- How would you like to suck my balls?
- When you are tying to have intercourse with a special lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.
- Handle it? For two billion dollars I could handle my Grandpas balls dude.
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