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- You so much as TOUCH kittys ass, and Ill put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.
- Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley.
- Butters will give hand jobs in the corner for a dollar. Butters: Sure! Im good at all kinds of jobs.
- The poor kid passes it to the Jew, the Jew shoots. He misses! Proving once and for all that Jews cannot play hockey!
- Im just saying youre just a little wuss, thats all.
- Hippies.Theyre everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
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