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Kick Quotes by Eric Cartman
- I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the…
- If some girl tried to kick my ass, Id be like, Hey. Why dont you stop dressing me like a mailman uh, and making me…
- I hate hippies! I mean, the way they always talk about protectin the earth and then drive around in cars that get poor gas mileage…
More Kick Quotes
- We really need to kick the carbon habit and stop making our energy from burning things. Climate change is also really important.… — David Attenborough
- I don't have anything against Jimmy Fallon. I love him; he's a kick. — Michele Bachmann
- I'm glad I've never been so successful that I couldn't stop doing one thing. I've kind of been able to just kick… — Kate Beckinsale
- Most chick singers say 'if you hurt me, I'll die'... I say, 'if you hurt me, I'll kick your ass.' — Pat Benatar
- It's easy to kick somebody when they're down. George W. Bush has dealt with more difficult issues than any president since Franklin… — John Boehner
- What are the aspects of yourself that line up with the character? You magnify those, and the ones that don't match up… — Jeff Bridges
- Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another. — George Carlin
- If you want to gather honey, don't kick over the beehive. — Dale Carnegie