Dildo Quotes
- To call a man an animal is to flatter him; he's a machine, a walking dildo. — Valerie Solanas
- My friend went to California and all I got was this lousy dildo. — Miranda Hobbes
- MomKitty is being a dildo. — Eric Cartman
- Just be you darn self girl! Play with you self and enjoy it, don't study nobody, so you using your big dildo and you fingers,… — Glen Rambharack
- If you're going to act like a pussy, you should at least dress like one... Here I bought you the smallest dildo I could find! — Nikhil Saluja
- What is the greatest fear of the dildo farmer? Squatters! — Nikhil Saluja
- A Lesbian dream: a Plastic Dildo that produce real sperm, so she can swallow !! — Glen Rambharack
- *writes INSPIRE in the beach's wet sand with a dildo, Instagrams it* — Nikhil Saluja