Eoin Colfer

“Hogwarts, it is not, thought the Doctor, realising that no one would appreciate this reference for almost a century.”

— Eoin Colfer

I am not exuding anything," said Holly through gritted teeth. Orion tapped her shoulder. "I beg to differ. You're exuding right now,…

— Eoin Colfer

...How was your... eh... trip?” Artemis felt the sting of tears in his own eyes. “Um, eventful...

— Eoin Colfer

I'm the crazy girly captain, Remember?

— Eoin Colfer

Grab some caviar from the kitchen. You wouldn't believe the muck they feed us in Bartleby's for ten thousand a term.

— Eoin Colfer

Stay back, human. You don't know what you're dealing with.

— Eoin Colfer

Ah, my princess. Noble steed. How does the morning find you both?

— Eoin Colfer

Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know.

— Eoin Colfer

“aurum est potestas”

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I'm not threatening you. I'm just informing you of police procedure. If you continue to obstruct me, I remove the obstruction, in…

— Eoin Colfer

“The boy who kidnapped Holly Short all those years ago would never have entertained the notion of sacrificing himself. But he was…

— Eoin Colfer

Benny was awake again. Happened every morning.

— Eoin Colfer

“What's this?" he inquired, none too pleasantly. "A circus?" "No, Julius. It's the end of the circus." "I see. And these are…

— Eoin Colfer

"I live for agressive action!" thundered Orion squeakily, which was unusual. "Oh, how I pray that dragon will turn round that I…

— Eoin Colfer

A cloak of invisibility? This is a highly sensitive piece of field equipment. What does he think? Some warlock pulled it out…

— Eoin Colfer

Scientists are the enemies of tradition , and tradition own all the prisons. - Victor Vigny

— Eoin Colfer

Together we will be unstoppable.

— Eoin Colfer

When you've come face-to-face with the dark side of the school yard, life doesn't hold many surprises.

— Eoin Colfer

“Hey, bodyguard. You better get down to the gymnasium. This jumbo pixie guy is killing your sister." "Really?" said Butler, unconvinced. "Really.…

— Eoin Colfer

I have no time for babbling foolishness.” “Don’t be so hasty,” said Victor. “There’s always time for babbling.

— Eoin Colfer

“If we make it through this, we will be friends. Bonded by trauma.”

— Eoin Colfer

When I went to school, I was already reading and writing. In fact, I was offended that the other kids couldn't.

— Eoin Colfer

Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.

— Eoin Colfer

“Mulch was not impressed. “I’m not impressed,”

— Eoin Colfer

I feel like Alice falling into Wonderland. A line came to him: It would be so nice if something made sense for…

— Eoin Colfer