All Eoin Colfer Quotes
- Together we will be unstoppable. Inspirational
- But even though there were plenty of teeth in the grin, there was no heart. Grin
- Why no aggressive action?" Foaly squirmed in a harness built for two-legged creatures. "Oh yes, why no aggressive action? How I long for aggressive action."… Action
- Holly winked. 'Do I look like a fly boy to you, Fowl?' Artemis had to admit that she didn't. Captain Short was extremely pretty in… Admit
- Vinyaya was being openly antagonistic, and that was an emotion that could be trusted, unless of course it was a bluff and the commander was… Antagonistic
- He threw his head back and sang, "'I am a centaur, yes, a centaur is what I am.' It's not like you to wax, Artemis"… Artemis
- And I will not be beaten by that jackass." "Jackass?" said Foaly, wounded. "My favorite uncle is a jackass. Beaten
- Quickly, Holly," said Artemis urgently. "Follow those bubbles." Holly opened the throttle. "Now there's an order I never thought I'd hear from you. Artemis
- Mulch's tongue lolled out, resting on the centaur's neck. "Mmm," he mumbled around his tongue. "Horse. Tasty" "Let's go," said Foaly nervously. "Let's go right… Centaurs
- This was a nightmare scenario for any bodyguard: stuck in the middle of a transparent tube, several miles underwater, with a murdering band of fugitives… Any
- A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon. Banana
- A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old. Criminal
- Hilarious, dude. You should, like, have your own show. Dude
- Everyone says that I have no sense of humor, then I construct a perfectly sound pun around a well-known psychological condition, and it is ignored. Condition
- We get an apartment together, and after a whirlwind courtship you marry my sister and honeymoon in Vegas. Apartment
- Meg and Belch only had eyes for each other. Not in the usual romantic sense. Belch
- I am not exuding anything," said Holly through gritted teeth. Orion tapped her shoulder. "I beg to differ. You're exuding right now, a wonderful aura.… Anything Said
- Caballine likes me to be masterful. She calls me her stallion. Calls
- Is that how you're going to take me? Scare me into voluntarily coming aboard, then steal my Ice Cube?" "It's always cubes with you," noted… Aboard
- Benny was awake again. Happened every morning. Awake