All Eoin Colfer Quotes
- You guys looking for my dad? People are always, like, looking for him, and he's never around. Daddy is so not here. And I mean… Always Like
- Ah, my princess. Noble steed. How does the morning find you both? Ah
- Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares! Artemis Fowl
- Yes, Chix, it's between us. Everyone has a right to be temporarily unstable. - Foaly Everyone
- Oh, I'm crazy all right. I do have plenty of psychoses. Multiple personality, delusional dementia, OCD. I've got them all, but most of all, I'm… All
- Holly is alive,' thought Foaly 'My princess lives,'exulted Orion. 'And we're chasing a dragon Alive
- You display inordinate pride for someone who has completed a task which could have been performed by a lesser primate in a shorter time. Been
- People like me, LB, the truly great ones ... we are always alone. Alone
- I wear a name tag to help people find me. It saves time when you're dealing with idiots. Dealing
- Miss me? Bet you did ... so would I. Bet
- Hey, if you can't remember, don't worry about it. I'm having a few memory problems myself in this place. Little things like how long I've… Been
- As a child, Zaphod had been diagnosed with ADHDDAAADHD (ntm) ABT which stood for Always Dreaming His Dopey Days Away, Also Attention Deficit Hyperflactulance Disorder… Always Dreaming
- Can we please focus? We are supposed to be professionals." Holly said. "Not me!" said Orion cheerily, "I'm just a Teenager with hormones running wild… Artemis Fowl
- ...to be injured on this tundra would lead to a quick and painful death—or at the very least abject humiliation before the popping flashes of… Abject
- A fifeteen-year old, of to save the world, with faries. - Angeline Fowl Angeline
- Orion sniffed. "Good. Then, worthy centaur, perhaps you could give me a ride to the village on your way back. Then I can make a… Briefly
- Orion:"Oh, how I pray that dragon will turn 'round so that I may smite it." Foaly: "Smite it with what? Your secret birthmark?" Orion: "Don't… Birthmark
- Radomosity, thought Artemis. And he felt like weeping. Artemis
- Boo-hoo. Help me, I'm a girl. What kind of modern woman are you? A smart one. Boo
- Artemis: I am not buoyed by that. Foaly: You are not supposed to be buoyed by that. You are supposed to be equalized. Mulch: I'm… Artemis