All Eoin Colfer Quotes
- Why can't we for once have a meeting in Starbucks? Inspirational
- Orion nodded, then asked, “Dwarf cheese?†“Cheese made by dwarfs.†“Oh,†said Orion, relieved. “They make it. It’s not actually . . .†“No. What… Asked
- The craft's occupants clutched their armrests, and more than one of them closed their eyes. But not Artemis. He couldn't. There was something morbidly fascinating… Armrests
- Tea? At the beach? No time for luxuries, Holly. There is important work to be done.†He winked at Butler. “Are you sure you’re at… Artemis
- Holly, do you trust me?†Holly groaned. “Artemis, don’t ask me that. I just know one of your outrageous plans is coming.†“Do you trust… Anyone
- ...This is the only way. I will not allow humans or fairies to die when I might have prevented it.†Butler would not give up.… Allow
- I have to tell you, Arty, a screw up this early in the proceedings doesn’t exactly fill me with confidence. I hope you’re as clever… Anybody
- Will you miss him Holly?†he asked suddenly. [...] “No,†she said. “I will not miss him.†But her eyes told the real story. Asked
- Butler,†he called, his voice thin and childlike in the wind. “Yes, Artemis, what?†“If something goes wrong, wait for me. No matter how it… All
- Artemis Fowl grinned right back at him and pointed his index finger to the sky... from the tip of this finger sprang a small blue… Artemis
- Holly died without a friend to hold her hand. Artemis felt her go, another gift of the magic. He kept on counting, brushing away the… Another Gift
- Maybe I’ll keep you.†Abbot chuckled and prodded Artemis’s back with his sword. “It’d be nice to have a pet human around. I could teach… Abbot
- Artemis turned and stared at his friend with the blue eyes. Holly was staring back, and she was smiling. “I remember,†she said aloud. “You… Aloud
- ...How was your... eh... trip?†Artemis felt the sting of tears in his own eyes. “Um, eventful... Artemis
- That’s what I thought. When I looked that human in the face. I figured he was either a genius or crazy.†Artemis’s cool eyes glared… Artemis
- Connor Broekhart was born to fly, or more accurately he was born flying. Accurately
- It would take less than a second for you to die. But that's quite long enough to be in mortal agony, don't you think? Agony
- Don't you worry about that, Mr. Adamsson. Why don't you head back to Reykjavik and spend some of that extortionate fee you charged me for… Charged
- Look at those two. Wasting time. You wouldn't catch me doing that. Catch
- Sometimes plans don't translate smoothly from paper to real life. From