All Eoin Colfer Quotes
- Artemis: How long will it take you to prepare the time spell? N1 chewed his knuckle: About as long as it takes you to take… Artemis
- Stupid. Stupid. Foaly, we are both imbeciles. I don't expect lateral thinking from the LEP, but from you..." ... "What is it?" [Holly] asked, afraid… Afraid
- So, let's make a deal: If you do not voice all the withering comments about the weight or uselessness of this jacket that are no… Agreed
- I am older and have more control over my empathy,' said Qwan. 'That's why I didn't throw up.' And having said that, he threw up. Control
- The humans were protecting their heritage, or so they thought. Strange that Mud Men seem more concerned about the past than the present. Concerned
- Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?" Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know… Artemis
- How did that go?’ he asked. ‘Your first lengthy conversation with a girl your own age?’ ‘Fabulous,’ said Artemis, voice dripping with sarcasm. ‘We’re planning… Age
- Careful, Mr. Spiro, guns are dangerous. Especially the end with the hole. Careful
- Just what we need," moaned Holly. "Artemis Fowl with magical powers. Artemis
- Of course I saved you," she said. "I couldn't do without you." And because she was happy and flushed with magic, Holly leaned down and… Artemis
- There is always a use for everything, Victor had told him. Even pain. Even Pain
- No alcohol, Riley." She nodded at the screen. "How are you liking the twenty-first century?" Riley burped. "The Take That are most melodic. And God… Alcohol
- Inside the mirrored elevator, Mulch used a telescopic pointer to push P for the penthouse. For the first few months he had jumped to reach… Art
- There were only two men on the planet better educated in the various martial arts than Butler, and he was related to one of them.… Art