All Eoin Colfer Quotes
- Of course. Opal is toying with our emotions for her own gratification. Nothing more. She wishes to place herself in a position of power, emotionally. Course
- He knew that Dr. Argon would advise him against bottling up his emotions as it would lead to psychological scarring in the long term. Advise
- You need to stop thinking with your head, Mud Boy, and start thinking with your heart.Γ’β¬Β Artemis sighed. The heart was an organ for pumping… Apple
- Why can't I solve this problem by killing someone? she though petulantly, then comforted herself with the mantra that had kept her going in prison:… All
- Humans have a saying that "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder", which basically means that if you think it's beautiful, then it is… Always Thought
- I want you to know, my dear friend, that without you, I would not be the person I am today." He leaned in close and… Boy
- I am so sick of you smart kids. Why can't you just boost cars or steal stuff like normal kids?' 'We do steal stuff. Just… Bigger
- The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese. Cheese
- HOLLY: Are you suggesting I occasionally stray from the rule book? FOALY: No. I'm suggesting you do not own a copy of the rule book,… Book
- We lost the crickets. Cricket
- Im riding a troll! i was born to do this,and steal stuff, and EAT LOADS! Born
- Anything else, Butler?" "The cosh, sir. Anything Else
- My truffles? You took them? That's just mean! Inspirational
- Holly: Seven and a half hours to save the world. IsnΓ’β¬β’t there some law that says we get twenty-four? Artemis: I don't think Opal pays… Artemis
- Chief of security : They have a tank! How did they get a tank up here? Chief
- Artemis: Holly, how did you find me? Holly: Oh, I saw a huge explosion and wondered: now, who could that be? Artemis
- Control puberty?" snorted the bodyguard."If you manage that, you'll be the first. Bodyguard
- Anything can be real. Every imaginable thing is happening somewhere along the dimensional axis. These things happen a billion times over with exactly the same… All
- Artemis Fowl will never be secondary." "I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?" said Holly. Artemis
- We lost the crickets," she said. "Even you can't make that sound tough." ..."I am Butler," he said with a straight-face. "Everything I say sounds… Butler