All Eoin Colfer Quotes
- Hit that back-stabber where it hurts, right in the ambition. Ambition
- (about Dr. Po) Just another quack spouting psychobabble. Dr
- Grab some caviar from the kitchen. You wouldn't believe the muck they feed us in Bartleby's for ten thousand a term. Believe
- Sig Sauer. Nine millimetres. Thirteen in the magazine. Big bullets. One of these hits you and it could blow your head off; something even the… All
- No, I don't think you understand just how stupid goblins are. Let me give you an example. One of the B'wa Kell generals, and this… Caught
- (text message) CMDR ROOT. TRBLE BELOW. HAVN OVRRN BY GOBLINS. PLCE PLAZA SRROUNDED. CUDGEON + OPL KBOI BHND PLOT. NO WPONS OR CMMUNICATIONS. DNA CNONS… Alive
- Remember this? You gave it to me for ensuring your trigger finger got reattached to your hand. You said it would remind me of that… Captain
- The only other scenario that could explain everything, up to and including your own bizarre apperance, is a convoluted conspiracy theory involving the Russian Mafia… Apperance
- That's the last order I'll ever give you Captain. Don't you dare ignore it. Captain
- A cloak of invisibility? This is a highly sensitive piece of field equipment. What does he think? Some warlock pulled it out of his armpit? Armpit
- Scientists are the enemies of tradition , and tradition own all the prisons. - Victor Vigny All
- It'll be messy, but after a day you'll be zipping around as though you were a thousand years old again. Day
- Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't. Funny
- Argh? Pathetic and inarticulate. Nice combination. Your mothers must be so proud. Argh
- Now before we get into anything, ladies, no scratching, no spitting and no tattling to mummy. Funny
- Very well. I understand. Just ... shut up! Inspirational
- That was horrible. Horrible. That poor little guy." Pex was unrepentant. "Yeah, well, he asked for it. Calling us ... all those things." But---buried alive!… Alive
- Really, I'm trying to care, Artemis, really. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the fat lady sings. Well, she's singing,… All
- how does she know it's the right room?' wondered Descant. Oh, I don't know; mabye it's the magical red glow coming from the doorway, or… Brother
- They have gone. And the tunnel is about to close. So, boys, I am looking for someone to blame. Blame