Armpit Quotes

17 quotes by 16 authors

She's so hairy - when she lifted up her arm I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit. — Joan Rivers
I never did a dirty armpit. You can look dirty, but you can't be dirty. — Kate Moss
Feminists were psyched that I had armpit hair — Paula Cole
I love the smell of a woman's armpit when she's not wearing deodorant. — Scott Caan
The carnal contact side by side, from heel to armpit, brings shudders that shake up nature like the flights of nocturnal birds. — Louis Aragon
Let's talk about how to fill out your 1984 tax return. Here's an often overlooked accounting technique that can save you thousands of dollars: For… — Dave Barry
A cloak of invisibility? This is a highly sensitive piece of field equipment. What does he think? Some warlock pulled it out of his armpit? — Eoin Colfer
Hey, our hair's the same color," I said, eyeing us side by side in the mirror. Sure is, Girlfriend." Eric grinned at me. "But are… — Charlaine Harris
Babies like fat. Like to bury they face up in you armpit and go to sleep. They like big fat legs too. That I know. — Kathryn Stockett
I hadn't fully realized just how powerful words could be before this. Whoever came up with the saying 'sticks and stones may break my bones… — Malorie Blackman
Feminists do the best Photoshop because they leave the meat on your bones. They donâ€™t change your size or your skin color. They leave in… — Tina Fey
Dwarfs were not a naturally religious species, but in a world where pit props could crack without warning and pockets of fire damp could suddenly… — Terry Pratchett
Good God,â€ I whispered, sitting on the vanâ€™s cot and looking at my legs, horrified. They were hairyâ€”not wolf hairy, but an I-couldnâ€™t-find-my-razor-the-last-six-months hairy. Utterly… — Kim Harrison
I love the sound of it," Trina whispers, as if speaking too loudly might interrupt the drumming patter of the rain outside. "It makes me… — James Dashner
She stabbed him in the armpit, deep, and he dropped his sword. And died. So that's what is feels like, she thought as her boldness… — Laini Taylor
Disney world is an armpit,compared to Montana!! — Carl Hiaasen

Who Wrote These Armpit Quotes

16 authors contributed a total of 17 Armpit Quotes as follows: