"Feminists do the best Photoshop because they leave……" — Tina Fey

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• She's so hairy - when she lifted up her arm I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit. — Joan Rivers
• I never did a dirty armpit. You can look dirty, but you can't be dirty. — Kate Moss
• Feminists were psyched that I had armpit hair — Paula Cole
• I love the smell of a woman's armpit when she's not wearing deodorant. — Scott Caan
• The carnal contact side by side, from heel to armpit, brings shudders that shake up nature like the flights of… — Louis Aragon
• Let's talk about how to fill out your 1984 tax return. Here's an often overlooked accounting technique that can save… — Dave Barry
• A cloak of invisibility? This is a highly sensitive piece of field equipment. What does he think? Some warlock pulled… — Eoin Colfer
• Hey, our hair's the same color," I said, eyeing us side by side in the mirror. Sure is, Girlfriend." Eric… — Charlaine Harris
• Babies like fat. Like to bury they face up in you armpit and go to sleep. They like big fat… — Kathryn Stockett
• I hadn't fully realized just how powerful words could be before this. Whoever came up with the saying 'sticks and… — Malorie Blackman
• Dwarfs were not a naturally religious species, but in a world where pit props could crack without warning and pockets… — Terry Pratchett
• Good God,” I whispered, sitting on the van’s cot and looking at my legs, horrified. They were hairy—not wolf hairy,… — Kim Harrison

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