Armpits Quotes
43 quotes by 39 authors
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Many Americans follow pro basketball from November through June, for reasons that I found unexplainable, other than the fact that they were overly fascinated with…
— Dan Jenkins
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She's so hairy - when she lifted up her arm I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit.
— Joan Rivers
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It's hard, when you're up to your armpits in alligators, to remember you came here to drain the swamp.
— Ronald Reagan
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I wonder how people decided that women were supposed to shave their legs and armpits
— Natalie Portman
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I had no clue they would fall into my armpits eventually.
— Katy Perry
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I never did a dirty armpit. You can look dirty, but you can't be dirty.
— Kate Moss
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Feminists were psyched that I had armpit hair
— Paula Cole
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I don't want people thinking of me sexually. I don't want people to be like, 'She's hot-looking,' you know? I want them to listen to…
— Michelle Rodriguez
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Prosperity Gospelâ€. At his United Church Science of Living Institute in New York he would tell his congregation “close your eyes and see green. Money…
— Reverend Ike
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... don't let your elders and supposed betters tell you any different. Sure, you've never been to Paris. No, you never ran with the bulls…
— Stephen King
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I wish the camera could smell my armpits. Dude, mine smell good.
— Ryan Ross
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I started to get grossed out by the armpits.
— Michael De Luca
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And then, going to high school, I saw how popular girls had to behave to get the boys. I knew I couldn't fit into that.…
— Madonna Ciccone
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I love the smell of a woman's armpit when she's not wearing deodorant.
— Scott Caan
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The carnal contact side by side, from heel to armpit, brings shudders that shake up nature like the flights of nocturnal birds.
— Louis Aragon
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If you keep your armpits open, you won't get depressed.
— B.K.S. Iyengar
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If you open the armpits, the brain becomes light. You cannot brood or become depressed.
— B.K.S. Iyengar
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Let's talk about how to fill out your 1984 tax return. Here's an often overlooked accounting technique that can save you thousands of dollars: For…
— Dave Barry
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Cameron Diaz was so cute at the MTV Movie Awards when she pulled her skirt up and wiped her armpits.
— Pink
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Art thou angry with him whose armpits stink? Art thou angry with him whose mouth smells foul?
— Marcus Aurelius
Who Wrote These Armpits Quotes
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