"Disney world is an armpit,compared to Montana!!" — Carl Hiaasen

"Disney world is an armpit,compared to Montana!!"

— Carl Hiaasen

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60 Quotes by Carl Hiaasen

Carl Hiaasen has 60 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

That's the thing about being a Labrador retriever - you were born for fun. Seldom was your loopy, freewheeling mind…
Sunset on the water ought to be a quiet and easy time, but I guess some people can't stand a…
That's what people do when they find a special place that wild and full of life, they trample it to…
There's so much hate that we direct externally that we forget we have our own psychos. But that's the role…
As frightening as this may sound, what you see in the books is the way I see the world. And…
Everybody's idea of a great book is different, of course. For me it's one that makes my jaw drop on…
From my experience, politicians are much more uncomfortable being made fun of than they are being preached at and screeched…
Good satire comes from anger. It comes from a sense of injustice, that there are wrongs in the world that…
Here's my rule: You always want to pay cash for your own books, because if they look at the name…
I don't have an e-reader. One reason is that I like to dog-ear the page when I find a particularly…
I got overwhelmed by the magnitude of the celebrity culture in America. My background is as a news journalist, and…
I never laugh or smile when I am writing. When I come home for lunch after writing all morning, my…

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More Armpit Quotes

This quote is filed under Armpit Quotes, one of 17 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

She's so hairy - when she lifted up her arm I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit. — Joan Rivers
I never did a dirty armpit. You can look dirty, but you can't be dirty. — Kate Moss
Feminists were psyched that I had armpit hair — Paula Cole
I love the smell of a woman's armpit when she's not wearing deodorant. — Scott Caan
The carnal contact side by side, from heel to armpit, brings shudders that shake up nature like the flights of… — Louis Aragon
Let's talk about how to fill out your 1984 tax return. Here's an often overlooked accounting technique that can save… — Dave Barry
A cloak of invisibility? This is a highly sensitive piece of field equipment. What does he think? Some warlock pulled… — Eoin Colfer
Hey, our hair's the same color," I said, eyeing us side by side in the mirror. Sure is, Girlfriend." Eric… — Charlaine Harris
Babies like fat. Like to bury they face up in you armpit and go to sleep. They like big fat… — Kathryn Stockett
I hadn't fully realized just how powerful words could be before this. Whoever came up with the saying 'sticks and… — Malorie Blackman
Feminists do the best Photoshop because they leave the meat on your bones. They don’t change your size or your… — Tina Fey
Dwarfs were not a naturally religious species, but in a world where pit props could crack without warning and pockets… — Terry Pratchett

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