All Eoin Colfer Quotes
- We're being lead by an idiot with a crayon. Crayon
- Other men look up and down, left and right; but men like us are different. We are visionaries. Down
- No, mademoiselle, I would not like to see the children's menu. I have no doubt that the children's menu itself tastes better than the meals… Better
- Everything rests on the poisoned wine. If it were just the queen, I could force it down her gullet, but Declan Broekhart would run me… Broekhart
- And it's amazing how much noise people ignoring each other can make. Amazing
- gold is power-artemis fowl I liked the artemis fowl series because its about a boy genius Artemis
- In my experience, boys are predictable. As soon as they think of something, they do it. Girls are smarter—they plan ahead. They think about not… Ahead
- Her glare was so intense that you completely forgot she was wearing pink. Completely
- When you've come face-to-face with the dark side of the school yard, life doesn't hold many surprises. Come Face
- Now I can do the bolts," she slurred. "I've been trying to focus enough magic all week." The magic shifted and swirled, finally etching a… Air
- I can grow cameras!" she had shrieked at the Brill brothers during one briefing. "Who's to say that despicable centaur Foaly hasn't succeded in splicing… All
- There is no such thing as a happy ending. Every culture has a maxim that makes this point, while nowhere in the Universe is there… Bit
- Most craft give a nod, however brief and unfriendly, towards beauty. Vogon ships did not nod towards beauty. They pulled on ski masks and mugged… Aerodynamics
- Victor Vigny: It is like the old fairy tale. The boy saves the princess; they fall in love. He invents a flying machine - along… Aforementioned
- Shut up, Julius! I mean, quiet a moment, Commander. Commander
- The next minute or so was spent howling on the ceiling . Imp No.1 joined in, but he wasn't really feeling it. It shouldn't be… Bring
- I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender? Consider
- Commander: What's that? Foaly: It's a finger, what does look like? Commander
- Satan was crouched in the corner of his office, playing a gameboy, 'Die alien scum' he was saying feverishly.. Alien
- Well, I don't like the first bit and I don't know the last bit. So I'm really hoping the middle bit is exceptional. Bit