All Eoin Colfer Quotes
- Artemis: (shocked) Why, Doctor? This is a sensitive area. For all you know I could be suffering from depression. Doctor Po: I suppose you could.… All
- Listen to me, convict. I have not traveled all this way to listen to your war stories. So shut your trap before I shut it… All
- Certainly, Doctor. Let's talk about your chair. Victorian? Chair
- The problem is that I know the textbook answers to any question you care to ask. Answers
- Who are you?" he asked. I am the future queen of this world, at the very least. You may refer to me as Mistress Koboi… Asked
- I bet," said Mulch, "that you would set the world on fire just to watch it burn." Opal tapped the suggestion into a small electronic… Bet
- It took teams of LEP warlocks to slow down time for a few hours; the magic required to open a door to the tunnel was… Door
- Humm humm haaa. Rahmumm humm haaaa," intoned Opal, finishing her chant. "Peace be inside me, tolerance all around me, forgiveness in my path. Now, Mervall,… All
- I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger self off the Internet. He is as… Charging
- You wouldn't know a clue if it danced in front of you with a T-Shirt that read 'I'm a clue Clue
- Oh,It's going to be so easy to kill you",scoffed Opal. Easy
- Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron. Assumption
- Artemis: "Right, brothers. Onward. Imagine yourself seated at a cafe in Montmartre." Myles: "In Paris." Artemis: "Yes, Paris. And try as you will, you cannot… Agree
- No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world. Big
- Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder Artemis
- If you're going to read five books, three should be issues and two for fun. Book
- My bugs don't have bugs. Bugs
- I'm right there with you, darlin'. Unless you step on a landmine, in which case I'm way back in the Operations Room. Case
- Stay back, human. You don't know what you're dealing with. Back Human
- (to Foaly) Captain Short's life is in danger, so push the button before I climb that tower and push it with your face! Button