All Eoin Colfer Quotes
- Don't try to understand me, just be grateful that you felt the warmth of Zaphod Beeblebrox's aura on your wonderstruck face. Aura
- The name's Bond. James Omar Bond. Bond
- Foaly twitched his tail contentedly. Genius. No point in being humble about it. Contentedly
- When the moment comes, will you take your chance to be a hero? Chance
- Don’t feel bad; I regularly reduce people to unintelligible stammers. Bad
- I have no time for babbling foolishness.†“Don’t be so hasty,†said Victor. “There’s always time for babbling. Always Time
- If things go badly for me tonight, I want you to stay with Mr. Wynter; he will pay you a decent wage.†“Will he make… Ah
- Me," Artemis blurted. "I'm the nut." Artemis could have sworn the squid winked at him before bringing the five-ton chunk of spacecraft swinging down toward… Artemis
- So, what did you get for me?" Angeline paused for a beat. "Jeans." "What?" croaked Artemis. "And a T-shirt. Angeline
- Are you saying that you people knew about these amorophobots all the time?" "Of course we did. They attacked us in Iceland. Remember?" "No. I… All
- Orion brightened. "I have an idea." "Yes?" said Foaly, daring to hope that a spark of Artemis remained. "Why don't we look for some magic… Artemis
- I hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any time soon? Any
- A metaphorical weight lifted from his allegorical chest and Artemis Fowl felt himself again. Allegorical
- Not me," said Orion cheerily. "I'm just a teenager with hormones running wild. And may I say ,young fairy lady, they're running wild in your… All
- It was calling me, that button," he offered as his excuse. "I couldn't resist." -MULCH DIGGUMS ON A HIGHLY PRESS-ABLE BUTTON- Able
- So if you're not Artemis Fowl, then who are you?" The boy extended a dripping hand straight up. "My name is Orion. I am so… Appear
- Thankfully the rest of the world assumed that the Irish were crazy, a theory that the Irish themselves did nothing to debunk. They had somehow… Assumed
- Let's save some time here. I grow weary of your clumsy bluffs. In the case of an abduction, the LEP will send a crack Retrieval… Abduction
- You know, Miss Holly, you look very dramatic like that, backlit by the fire. Very attractive, if I may say so. I know you shared… Artemis
- The miracle of modern science. The LEP pours millions into your department, Foaly, and all you can do is send Mud Boys to the toilet. All