All Eoin Colfer Quotes
- Sounded like girls. Mixed feelings on that score. He didn't despise them with the same passion he used to. In fact, Benny suspected that there… Benny
- In spite of what youngsters think, parents do not get a sneaky thrill out of punishing their children. Children
- Ma was using her for-company voice. Sweet on the outside but with an underlying death threat. Company
- The two of them went down in a heap, with not even a turkey to break their fall. Break
- Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team Artemis
- It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget. Forget
- Artemis ducked. Cudgeon didn't. Guess what? Artemis was smarter. Artemis
- Too much damned TV. Thinks he's Sherlock Holmes." "That's professor Moriarty," corrected Foaly. "Holmes, Moriarty, they both look the same with the flesh scorched off… Both
- Play along, the wink said. I'll get you out of this. At least Artemis hoped this was what his wink communicated and not something like… Along
- Remember the pain?' thought Artemis. I hate myself. I really do. Artemis
- Genius inspires resentment. A sad fact of life. Fact
- Trust me. I haven't been wrong yet. Artemis
- Holly frowned at her. "Glad to see you've forgiven yourself so quickly." "Harboring feelings of guilt can have a negative affect on mental health." "Child… Affect
- I'm on my feet, pacing around the room, punching a fist into my palm, which I stop doing when I realise how drama queen it… Drama
- Friendship isn't a science mudboy. Just do what you think is right. Friendship
- Who or what inspires you?" "I must admit that I often read my own articles in scientific journals and inspire myself. Admit
- Dreams come true all the time, just not for the dreamers All
- There will be consequences for this, he thought. You can't alter time and not be affected. But whatever the consequences are, I will bear them,… Affected
- Mulch was not impressed. 'I'm not impressed,' he said. Funny
- Red was smiling back at me. "Ok. I'm not in trouble. But tell me your heart didn't start beating for the first time in a… Beating