All Eoin Colfer Quotes
- People are afraid of you, Arty. Girls are terrified of you. You’re a fifteen-year-old in a bespoke suit, and nobody died. Afraid
- Evolution is a theory with more holes than a Dutch dam of swiss cheese. Cheese
- I am Butler. Anything I say sounds scary. Butler
- Yes. Because every family needs a laser for thier family jet. Every Family
- I did what all good Iriah dads do when faced with a worthy adversary..I said Ask your mother!! Adversaries
- She can't afford to commit more troops,' Holly whispered. 'The gate is her priority, and she needs to have as many Berserkers watching her back… Afford
- Either that boy is the sanest creature on Earth, he thought, or he is so disturbed that our tests cannot even begin to scratch the… Artemis Fowl
- I waved my hand in front of my face, obi-wan style. "I am not here." Niall's mucas glands kicked into overdrive. "Eoin's dead! And his… Becuase
- He took a deep, shuddering breath. "Okay. I said it, it's out there. And I am fine now. So let's move on, shall we? What's… Breath
- Chaos reigned, and the survivalists eagerly unwrapped the kidskin from their crossbows. Phase one of Opal's plan was complete. Chaos
- Onscreen, Foaly rubbed his eyelids with his index fingers. "Yeah, yeah. Here we go. Captain Short goes rogue once more. Hands up who's surprised. Anyone? Anyone
- Ignorance, as they say, is usually fatal, but sometimes it can be bliss. Bliss
- I feel like Alice falling into Wonderland. A line came to him: It would be so nice if something made sense for a change. Alice
- Artemis looked at Holly and felt a tremendous affection for her... he could properly appreciate how fierce and beautiful his best friend was... She is… Affection
- Nobody's death is impending." ..."Well technically everyone's death is impending. Death
- ...I just pulled a pretty big job and needed to hide out for awhile." "...Where's all the loot?" "That, as my cousin Nord would say,… All
- Holly clambered after him, struggling up the human-size steps. "Wait! Just wait," she called, overtaking Artemis and looking him in the eye from one step… Artemis
- Don't hate me forever, Arty," whispered Holly. "I couldn't bear that. Arty
- Wait," said Butler. "Just wait, Holly. Artemis has a plan." He squinted through the green dome. "What is your plan, Artemis?" All Artemis could do… All
- Waitress: "And to drink?" Artemis: "Spring water. Irish, if you have it. And no ice, please. As your ice is no doubt made from tap… Artemis