"Either that boy is the sanest creature on……" — Eoin Colfer
"Either that boy is the sanest creature on Earth, he thought, or he is so disturbed that our tests cannot even begin to scratch the surface."
More Artemis Fowl Quotes
- Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite… — Eoin Colfer
- (about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl) — Eoin Colfer
- I don't like lollipops. — Eoin Colfer
- Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis… — Eoin Colfer
- She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy, when the so-called counselors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees.… — Eoin Colfer
- Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on. — Eoin Colfer
- gold is power-artemis fowl I liked the artemis fowl series because its about a boy genius — Eoin Colfer
- Orion brightened. "I have an idea." "Yes?" said Foaly, daring to hope that a spark of Artemis remained. "Why don't… — Eoin Colfer
- A metaphorical weight lifted from his allegorical chest and Artemis Fowl felt himself again. — Eoin Colfer
- So if you're not Artemis Fowl, then who are you?" The boy extended a dripping hand straight up. "My name… — Eoin Colfer
- Let's save some time here. I grow weary of your clumsy bluffs. In the case of an abduction, the LEP… — Eoin Colfer
- Ah, my princess. Noble steed. How does the morning find you both? — Eoin Colfer