All Derek Landy Quotes
- I'm sorry,' said the shopkeeper. 'I can't understand your ridiculous accent.' 'My accent?' 'It is quite silly.' 'So you can't understand me?' 'Not a word.'… Accent
- He crouched at the car window and looked in. 'What a lovely family you have. What a charming family. They're all lovely. Except for that… All
- So what does that actually mean?' 'To be honest, Ghastly, I haven't a bull's notion.' 'Elder Bespoke should be addressed by his full title,' Tipstaff… Actually Mean
- We can do this the easy way,' Oblivious snarled. 'Or the hard way.' 'What's the easy way?' 'You leave immediately.' 'And what's the hard way?'… Easy
- I try not to underestimate my opponents, no matter how ridiculous their beards. Beard
- I love you.' 'Yeah, well...' 'You make my heart want to beat.' 'That's nice and creepy. But I'm with Fletcher.(...) Also, these proclamations of your… Beat
- This isn't funny. She was almost killed.' 'I'm aware. You're waiting to see if I will get angry.' 'I already know you're angry. You're sitting… Almost Killed
- I cross the place where my heart used to be and hope to be even deader than I am now. Cross
- I have sought you out to cure me.' 'To cure you of what?' 'Of this cursed affliction.' 'I cannot cure stupidity.' Scapegrace frowned. Affliction
- You're bored, aren't you.' 'I need constant distraction. Shall we go?' 'Uh, aren't you supposed to delegate responsibility or something? If you're not here, who's… Bored
- You're in a bad mood,' Skulduggery said. 'I understand. I do. You're saying things that you don't really mean. It's OK.' 'I'll kill you both.'… Agreed
- I would love to have a battle of wits with you, Bison, but I doubt it would be a fair fight.' 'Shut your face.' 'Exactly… Battle
- So how are we going to get into the temple, anyway? Are we going to fight our way through the Necromancers on our own?' 'No,… Fight
- We may need to focus here.' 'Right. Yes. OK. Turn around.' 'Are you going to throw something at me?' 'What? No, I'm getting out of… Bed
- Life isn't fair,' Skulduggery said. 'In my experience, death isn't so different. Death
- Just leave her alone. You're annoying her.' 'I'm not annoying her. She doesn't even know how to be annoyed. She's, what, a week old?' 'She's… Alone
- Valkyrie dialed Skulduggery's number and he picked up. 'Hey,' she said, 'It's me.' Skulduggery paused. 'No it's not. If it were me, then I'd be… All
- You're late,' he said. 'I'm beautiful.' 'You're always beautiful.' 'I'm always late too. Always Beautiful
- By the way, all joking aside, do I call you Ghastly or Elder Bespoke?' 'You can call me whatever you like.' Vex nodded. 'Thank you,… All
- Do you think it would be quite so easy to kill them now that your weapon has been destroyed?' he sneered. 'No,' she said, frowning… Been
- They faced each other. 'I'm going to enjoy this,'Melancholia said. 'I daresay I'm not. Daresay
- Get away from my ex-girlfriend, you moany little whinge-bag.' Caelen took a deep breath, like he was in pain, and stood up. His voice was… Anyone
- Every human being who has ever lived has the same potential in them for good and evil. Mortal or sorcerer, it doesn't matter. Power has… All
- I was wondering how you were going to punish me for not confiding in you. Punishment, actually, is something I've thought about for a long… Confiding
- And then the Necromancers pulled out their sub-atomic machine guns. Atomic