Derek Landy Quotes

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• Don't be jealous of my genius.
• Absolutely. I would never have tripped. I'm far too graceful
• Gordon Edgley's sudden death came as a shock to everyone - not least himself. One moment he was in his study, seven words into the…
• I’m just waiting for the violent urges to subside.
• Embrace your inner lunatic.
• Love is finding someone better than you are, and holding on for dear life
• Being a detective isn't all about torture and murder and monsters. Sometimes it gets truly unpleasant...The fate of the world may depend on whether or…
• That's beautiful,' Valkyrie said, looking at it. Isn't it? This necklace has cost two very fine men their lives. At times, I wear it in…
• Enjoy that?' Tanith said with a little grin. Valkryie grinned back, her eyes bright. 'I keep telling Skulduggery he should get a bike.' What does…
• He looked at her. 'In order to finish, I'll have to have defeated six Infected, Dusk, and Vengeous himself.' Yeah. So?' The Infected I can…
• If things go wrong, I'll lead them away. Once it's clear, get back to the car. If you don't see me in five minutes, then…
• Are you going to shoot me?' Vengeous sneered. 'I wouldn't be surprised. What would a thing like you know about honor? Only a heathen would…
• Vengeous scowled. 'As you can see,' he said, 'you are vastly outnumbered.' I usually am.' Your situation has become quite untenable.' It usually does.' You…
• We didn't die,' she said. Of course not. I'm too clever to die, and you're too pretty.' I am pretty,' Valkryie said, managing a grin.
• So that plan worked out well.' Skulduggery, your entire plan consisted of, and I quote, "Let's get up close and then see what happens."' All…
• Her parents wanted her to find her own way in life. That’s what they’d said countless times in the past. Of course, they’d been referring…
• There’s no such thing as winning or losing. There is won and there is lost, there is victory and defeat. There are absolutes. Everything in…
• Very' is such a strong word...
• You're not stealing anything, you're not breaking anything, so I'd guess you're Stephanie.
• I woke up, a bag of bones. Literally. They had gathered up my bones and put them in a bag and thrown the bag into…

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