All Derek Landy Quotes
- It's a white-knuckle roller-coaster ride. Coaster
- Well, to put it delicately, she has the power to suck out people's brains. Brain
- Please forgive me," Pleasant said, then aimed the gun at the girl and pulled the trigger. Aimed
- Well, for future reference, this is my serious face. Face
- Then I reckon we got ourselves a good old-fashioned standoff." ... Nobody moved, or said anything, for the next few moments. "Old-fashioned standoffs are mighty… Borin
- I'm sorry, I don't know what any of you want, or why guns and knives are being waved around, or why the girl has just… Acting
- That's a shame. I'm sure somebody, somewhere, cares. Care
- Clarabelle laughed like she'd just heard the funniest thing ever. "Of course you HOPE you won't die, Valkyrie! Who would HOPE to die? That's just… Clarabelle
- It's not that I want you to go, it's just that I don't want you to stay." - China Sorrows - China
- They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," Valkyrie said. China glanced at her. "They've obviously never met me. China
- Kindness suits you." "Really? I think I'm quite allergic to it. Allergic
- Stairs," Valkyrie said, disappointed. "Not just ordinary stairs," Skulduggery told her as he led the way down. "Magic stairs." "Really?" "Oh, yes." She followed him… All
- Is he all scarred now? Magic gets rid of most physical scars, but I like to think I scarred him emotionally. All
- So he has no head' 'Thats usually what headless means' 'No head at all?' 'Your really not getting the whole headless thing are you?' 'Its… All
- I'm fairly certain. I could be some ghastly hallucination, a figment of my own imagination Certain
- Are you taking my hat hostage? Hat
- Valkyrie, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but your friend is most likely dead.” “Of course he’s dead. He’s a skeleton. Course
- He does this on purpose," Stephanie's mother said as they sat in the car, seat belts on and ready to go. They watched him appear… Appear
- If there is one regret that I have had in my life, it is that I never fathered any children. There are times, when I… Any
- By the time they got to Denholm Street, day had been beaten back and the night was soaking through the city. Beaten
- Dublin City was quiet when they reached the Waxwork Museum, as if it was holding its breath. Breath
- He is the best, in my whole life i have only read his books!!!!!! Best
- Found something?” “No, sorry. I thought I had, but, no, it turned out to be, uh… more floor. Floor
- Come and have a go, if you think you're hard enough Go
- Valkyrie: “You are such a moron.” Skulduggery: “Don't be jealous of my genius. Genius