All Derek Landy Quotes
- The calm before the storm Calm
- tanith: have you called the police? fergus: they, uh, they said theyd call by this afternoon. tanith: tell them not to bother... im his doctor.… Afternoon
- Only a heathen would bring a gun to a sword fight.' And only a moron would bring a sword to a gunfight. Bring
- Oh my god you're thicker than you look Funny
- I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering. Arrest
- Every solution to every problem is simple. It's the distance between the two where the mystery lies. Distance
- Stephanie had no problem doing what she was told, just so long as she was given a good reason why she should. Given
- I love you all, even those I don’t particularly like. That’s you, Beryl. All
- Stephanie could see the greed seep into the watery eyes of her father’s other brother, a horrible little man called Fergus, as he nodded sadly… Brother
- Have you killed anyone?” she asked quickly. “What? Did you miss what I said, about turning murder into an art form?” “But you haven’t actually… Actually Killed
- Scapegrace leaped up. “I am the Killer Supreme! I make murder into an art form!” Skulduggery hit him again and Scapegrace did a little twirl… Art
- It’s fairly standard. Also, I’m fourteen. Also, your beard’s stupid.” “Isn’t this fun?” Skulduggery said brightly. “The three of us getting along so well. Along
- Do you think we’ll be waiting long?” Valkyrie asked, keeping her voice low. “The last time we were in this building, we accused the Grand… Accused
- Her father sagged as relief spread through him. “I thought something awful was happening.” She frowned. “Something awful was happening. It could have got stuck… Awful
- I need a weapon,” Valkyrie muttered. “You’re an Elemental with a Necromancer ring, trained in a variety of martial arts by some of the best… Art
- Don’t kill me,” he sobbed as he lay there. “Oh God, please don’t kill me.” “If you had let me finish,” Skulduggery said, slightly annoyed,… Annoyed
- I love stories with a happy ending,” Inspector Me said. Ending
- You think Bernadette Maguire killed him?” “Uh… no. She’s, like I said, she’s old.” “Old people can kill people too.” “I know, but…” “She could… Been
- Mum said earlier what a lovely dress you’re wearing.” Beryl’s eyebrows wriggled like two tiny tapeworms. “This?” she said. “But I’ve had this for years.”… Always Thought
- Here she is,” her mum said, cooing at the baby, “my special girl.” “Oh, cheers,” Valkyrie said, rolling her eyes. Baby
- Valkyrie patted Fletcher’s arm. “Don’t worry,” she said. “If the bad man comes, I’ll protect you.” “If the bad man comes,” Fletcher responded, “I’ll bravely… Arm
- The rain battered the cottage. Valkyrie risked a look up at Skulduggery. “What is it?” she whispered. “It’s a box,” he whispered back. “What kind… Battered
- This girl (Stephanie) is but a few months away from her seventeenth birthday and already she has saved the world and killed a god. What… Birthday
- We're not really intruding," he called down. "This is all a big misunderstanding." "Stop right there!" shouted one of them. Skulduggery held his hand to… All
- You say one more thing that sounds like it's ripped from the pages of a really bad gothic romance and I'm out of here, are… Bad