All Derek Landy Quotes
- If anyone stops us, as long as we mumble something pretentious about the glory of death, we should be fine. Anyone
- Fletcher was always going to be your ex-boyfriend, from the moment you met him. He's just finally caught up with where he's supposed to be. Always Going
- That was a good day for me," Skulduggery said. "I didn't have to hit anyone. I didn't have to shoot anyone. I just sat around… Anyone
- With his sunglasses gone and his scarf hanging down, there was no denying that he had no flesh, he had no skin, he had no… All
- We're not robbing him," Skulduggery said." But I'm afraid I have some bad news." "Is it Deacon?" Francine asked, her eyes wide. "It is." "Is… Afraid
- Corrival looked around. 'So is this it? Is everyone here? Erskine, maybe you should start the ball rolling. I have places to go and things… Asked
- But I'm really enjoying my retirement. I get to sleep in every day. I do crossword puzzles and eat cake. Cake
- She had been a teenager once, and she knew that, despite the apparent contradictions, a person's teenage years lasted well into their fifties. Apparent
- Tanith frowned. Did people still go on DATES any more? She was sure they did. They probably called it something different though. She tried to… All
- I find it rude to laugh at a man with a sword. Find
- You're under arrest for multiple counts of murder. You have the right to not much at all, really. Do you have anything to say in… All
- I mean you ACRES of harm,' Dalrymple growled. 'Untold QUANTITIES of harm. I will visit a whole CONTINENT of harm upon you before we are… Acres
- Plans are invitation to disappointment. Disappointment
- He'd once known a man who said that life hinged on the moment, that everything changed in the blink of an eye. Tesseract knew the… All
- The problem with living so long is that we get used to it. We watch the mortals age and wither and die around us, watch… Age
- How have you been? You’re still as beautiful as ever.” “As are you, my dear. I love your shoes.” “Aren’t they delightful? I saw them… Amount
- You are a cynical man, Mr. Pleasant." "We live in cynical times, Miss Cain. Cain
- I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall. Brick
- Just because an apple falls one hundred times out of a hundred does not mean it will fall on the hundred and first. Apple
- Talking about one's feelings defeats the purpose of having those feelings. Once you try to put the human experience into words, it becomes little more… Becomes
- Valkyrie walked to the back door, which hadn't been closed properly, shut it and locked it. There was now a baby in the house, after… Alice
- That's ridiculous. The only point in having enemies is so you can defeat them, kill them, brush them aside." "Or give them a chance to… Aside
- The lies we tell other people are nothing to the lies we tell ourselves. Inspirational
- He stepped closer to her. "Thank you for saving me," he said softly, and wrapped the bones of his arms around her. Valkyrie smiled and… Arms
- This is your one chance. Tell me where the key is." "Okay." Serpine raised an eyebrow. "Really?" "No, only joking. Do your worst. Chance