All Derek Landy Quotes
- You’re seventeen. You’re supposed to be dealing with school and hormones and dim-witted parents. You’re supposed to be finding out who you are as a… Already Know
- I don’t need you sensitive, Skulduggery. I need you aloof and irresponsible and arrogant. That’s why I love you. That’s why I let you hang… Accelerator
- Tides do what tides do–they turn. Inspirational
- Personally, I think knees should be kept for the eighth or ninth date, or the wedding day. As a nice surprise you know? 'oh, my… Darling
- It's really not as bad as it sounds. I was attacked by a shark once, back when I was alive. Well, not so much a… Alive
- He put on his hat and wrapped his scarf around his jaw, but did without the wig and the sunglasses. He clicked his key chain… Afraid
- Other stories tell how I eat innocent newborns, how I’m ten feet tall, how I breathe fire and have great dragon wings. None of these… Accurate
- Because I’m an English ninja,” Tanith replied. “We’re just like regular ninjas, except we wear leather and flirt more. English
- You have an amazing ability to depress me sometimes, you know that?" "I try my best. Ability
- She's you, without your conscience, or your feelings. She's you without your humanity." "You're saying she's a mood swing?" He shrugged. "Or maybe you're her… Conscience
- The next time? Oh, my dear Eliza, you're not going to carry on with this, are you? The Faceless Ones had their chance. They returned… Another Hobby
- Fletcher appeared beside her. He peered at the baby. "Can it do any tricks yet?" "I'm still working on it. Want to hold her?" "God,… Alice
- I'm sorry? No more smooches is worse than the world ending? Ending
- Clarabelle...Clarabelle... You worked as Kenspeckle Grouse's assistant, did you not?' 'One of the. He fired all the others.' 'But not you?' 'He fired me on… All
- The sparrow flies south for the winter. Flies
- Oh, escape is easy once you have the right plan.' 'Do we have the right plan?' 'Not yet.' 'Do we have any plan?' 'Not yet. Any
- I am a rational man, but haven't you heard? i'm also insane. It gives me a unique perspective on things. Gives
- The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven." "Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil All
- Annis had never been a people person, unless ‘people person’ was defined as a person who ate people. Ate
- This is stolen? We're in a stolen jet?" "Not stolen," said Donegan Bane from the co-pilot's seat. "Almost stolen," Grascious corrected. "Semi-stolen," said Donegan. "Quasi… Aurora
- Ladies and gentleman," he said over the speakers, "welcome aboard this recently liberated Gulfstream V. If I could have your attention for just a few… Aboard
- Sanguine chuckled. "I like you, boy. You got optimism in these bones. I like you so much that I ain't gonna tell you what I… Bones
- You said I was your number-one pick." "And you are. In our hearts. Alphabetically, though, Dusk comes before you. Alphabetically
- While my insides may be rotten, I still like a good reason to kill someone. It has to be either business, personal, or out of… Boredom
- Cheer up everyone," he said, a new brightness to his voice. "Since we’re all going to die horribly anyway, what’s there to be worried about? All