All Bob Hope Quotes
- Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the… Close
- YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT. Concentrate
- The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time. Age
- A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. Freudian
- Everybody is afraid they won't have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his… Afraid
- Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering. Drink
- My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty one. All
- I don't know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House. Animal
- It was a typically British birth... I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward... I came out in sympathy. Birth
- No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties All
- I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I… Brother
- Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I've never heard of a clean one. Clean
- The only time to believe any kind of rating is when it shows you at the top. Any
- Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series. Funny
- Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong. Bigamy
- Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands Ability
- I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money. Always Like
- It's so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets. Cold
- I don't know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He's done nothing. Carter
- Where else but in America could the women's liberation movement take off their bras, then go on TV to complain about their lack of support? America
- Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's house during a power failure. Failure
- Welcome to the Academy Awards, or, as it's known at my house, Passover. Academy
- Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees. Business
- Four of us slept in the one bed. When it got cold, mother threw on another brother. Another Brother
- Congress may be going home for the holidays soon. How can you beat a Christmas gift like that? Beat