My girlfriend says I can't focus on two things at once...guess she hasn't noticed me staring at her boobs — Amit Verma Funny Copy Share Image
Don't ignore me & then complain that I don't make an effort to talk to you — Amit Verma Being ignored Copy Share Image
The difference between a mosquito and a slut, when you slap a mosquito, it stops sucking. — Amit Verma Humor Copy Share Image
If I had my life to live over again, Id be a plumber. ~ Albert Einstein . He'd been inspired by porn for sure. — Amit Verma Funny Copy Share Image
The faster a girl mentions that she has a boyfriend, the more creeped out she is by you. :D :D — Amit Verma Funny Copy Share Image
My laptop is making weird noises I think its masturbating — Amit Verma Funny facebook status Copy Share Image
Plain paper has no value but if u write somthng on it, it becomes document, life is same, u have to decide… — Amit Verma Life Copy Share Image
Confidence, self respect, humility, my dick, patience, honesty and loyalty are few of the qualities I want in a woman. — Amit Verma Confidence Copy Share Image
No one likes; Mondays. Homework. Fake friends. School. Being ignored. drama. Liars. An empty fridge. Being replaced. Slow Internet. — Amit Verma Facebook status Copy Share Image
I don't understand how people approach their crush. I don't even have the guts to ask for an extra ketchup at McDonalds. — Amit Verma Funny Copy Share Image
A man who invites you home and shares his meal with you is the one you could build a long lasting friendship… — Amit Verma Food Copy Share Image
10 year old's have a Blackberry, an iPad, a laptop, and a Facebook... When I was 10, I felt cool with my new markers. — Amit Verma Funny Copy Share Image
Baby, you're the reason I get up in the morning... LOL JK, I need to pee. — Amit Verma Girls Copy Share Image
