Females will argue with you for 30mins , then be like I ain't even gonna argue with you. — Amit Verma Arguments Copy Share Image
Parent: Why don't you come socialize with the family? Me: *sits with family* Me: *gets insulted by entire family* Me: *goes back… — Amit Verma Family Copy Share Image
Stop complaining about being single. We have bigger problems here. Like why McDonalds doesn't serve breakfast after 10:30. — Amit Verma Being single Copy Share Image
Never call a girl fat you don't know how far she'll go to prove you wrong. — Amit Verma Being fat Copy Share Image
For those who know nothing about how to satisfy a woman: The G spot is located at the end of the word… — Amit Verma Funny Copy Share Image
Roses are red, violets are blue. If your man is busy on Valentines Day, then the side chick is you. — Amit Verma Flowers Copy Share Image
Girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it's cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick — Amit Verma Girls Copy Share Image
I always laugh when people ask me how I type so fast like if you were online for 12 hours a day… — Amit Verma Humor Copy Share Image
I made the mistake of asking Siri what women want and she has been talking nonstop for 3 days... — Amit Verma Failure Copy Share Image
I want a new life (start over) One without a cause (clean slate) So I'm coming home tonight (yeah) Well, no matter… — Amit Verma Children Copy Share Image
I'd beat you up, but that might be considered animal abuse — Amit Verma Animal abuse Copy Share Image
A lot of shit happens to me, I just don't talk about it. — Amit Verma Being depressed Copy Share Image
You can make literally anything sound sexual just by whispering it. the dishes are dirty — Amit Verma Funny Copy Share Image
