Frozen Quote by Art Smith

This sounds like a brag, but I know how to make good fried rice. I learned in college. There are two secrets - take…

— Patton Oswalt

My wife actually got worried about my drinking so much regular milk, you know, so she got me into rice milk and now soy…

— Willie Nelson

What's this about rice milk? I didn't even know rice had nipples!

— Demetri Martin

“This sour cream will result in a thicker and slightly richer product than the first recipe. Ingredients 1 cup heavy cream at room temperature…

— Rick Helweg

“The simplest recipe has one ingredient: frozen bananas. Peel and freeze some ripe bananas (the riper, the better—I’m talking brown). Once frozen, throw them…

— Michael Greger

I kinda expected to turn the bottle and see a recipe. "So that's how you make ice cubes. Apparently you just freeze this stuff.…

— Jim Gaffigan

“Tom Kha Gai (Chicken Coconut Soup) This wonderfully flavored soup is made of chicken simmered in coconut milk and delicately seasoned with galangal and…

— Cooking Penguin

Don't cry over spilled milk. By this time tomorrow, it'll be free yogurt.

— Stephen Colbert

Thanks, it's my own recipe. I use cheddar cheese instead of water.

— LIZ

I'm really into oat milk.

— Stella Maxwell

“You know," she confided, "your recipe for Cajun Chicken Pasta? On page twenty-eight?" She nodded toward the book I'd just signed for her. "Yes?"…

— Beth Harbison

At home, I make a large batch of tomato sauce and freeze it in meal-size portions in freezer bags.

— Joe Bastianich