License plate Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “There's a spinning teacup illegally parked. License plate: R-U-DIZZY.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare License plate
I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said, 'Parking Fine' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
I saw a license plate yesterday that said "I Miss New York", so I smashed their window and stole their radio. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I got a parking ticket one time in L.A. and I was furious about it. I was trying to prove a point to the guy who gave it to me and I put it in my mouth and chewed it up. And the guy just kept watching me, like, "Yeah?" He didn't think I was going to finish the job.… — Rob Huebel Copy Share
“Whenever somebody turned his head, he shouted, "Stop looking behind you!: There was a strict rule against head turns. When reversing, you were supposed… — Peter Hessler Copy Share Image
Now when you see me in the Lamborghini speeding, bumpin Screw. I know you see my license plate, Lil' Flip 2. — Lil Flip Copy Share Image
The beautiful thing about driving was that it stole just enough of his attention - car parked on the side, maybe a cop, slow… — John Green Copy Share Image
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that… — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
This guy had smuggler as a license plate in Washington. This were I say what a joke dude gets caught smuggling. Some people are… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
“You can’t drive straight if your eyes are fixed on the rearview mirror” — Karen Budzinski Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Kids in Alaska don't know they're growing up on the Last Frontier. It's just what they see on the license plates, and it's something… — Tom Bodett Copy Share Image
This guy had smuggler as a license plate in Washington. This were I say what a joke dude gets caught smuggling. Some people are… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
I was thinking about New Mexico, and I rounded the corner in New York, and there was a New Mexico license plate: "New Mexico,… — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
Illinois is the only state where the present governor rides around in a car whose license plate was made by a previous governor. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Just witnessed a hit and run with my friends car...Good thing I have a photographic memory and got that license plate memorized!! — Alex Morgan Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Not playing by the rules, not seeing things conventionally, that's the heart of who he [ Steve Jobs] is, and he does it in… — Walter Isaacson Copy Share Image
“Does your license plate mean something?" Bing asked. "En-o-ess-four-a-two?" "Nosferatu," the man Charlie Manx said. "Nosfer-what-who?" Manx said, "It is one of my little… — Joe Hill Copy Share Image
Live free or die is not just a slogan on a license plate. It is the very essence of who we are. — Chris Sununu Copy Share Image
If I have my daughter in the car and they are making me nervous, I'll do whatever I have to do. I keep a… — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
There is - you know, there's receipts for rented cars and license plates and guns and hand prints and palm prints and fingerprints. You… — Patty Hearst Copy Share Image
“I want to screw a license plate into your ass. It’ll say HNK F HRNY ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image