License plate Quote by Joe Hill

“That Damon Matthews,” Linda spat. “You know, take one letter out of his name and it spells ‘ damn’ as in ‘damn, that kid’s…

— Kristen Ashley

“I want to screw a license plate into your ass. It’ll say HNK F HRNY
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— Jarod Kintz

“His brow was sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought and his air that of a man who, if he had said ''Hullo,…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“Do you think I’m pretty?” Smitty glanced away from the computer screen he’d been staring at for the last three hours, looked at his…

— Shelly Laurenston

“You know, I have to tell you"--I tried to make my voice bright to lighten the moo--"this ring of yours has got to be…

— Linda Gerber

“Mirror, mirror, on the wall, show me the one who thinks Sir Nomer is a dumb name for a doll.”

— Chanda Hahn

“A soap opera character on the bar TV says, "You killed him, you smothered him with doughnuts!" Another character, another scene--she is sitting in…

— David Byrne

“I know.  That’s not what I’m crying about, you nitwit!” “Nitwit?  Are you okay?  You do know you just called me a nitwit, right?”…

— Devon Herrera

“You from out of town?” he asked after a while, eying my car. “No,” I said. “I go to Kentucky every year to get…

— Barbara Kingsolver

“He drives a Saab. He’s the kind of man who points at people he doesn’t like the look of, as if they were burglars…

— Fredrik Backman

“SN: what was under the glass tonight? Me: Some sort of delicious fish and the big couscous. What’s that called? SN: Israeli. Me: Ha,…

— Julie Buxbaum

“Story blew out a shaky breath toward the ceiling. “Dude.” Beside her, Daniel’s body shook with silent laughter. “Did you really just say that?”…

— Tessa Bailey